Have You Seen Him Naked??

That is the exact question, this guy I work with named Alex asked me today? At my job, we come into contact with a lot of professional athletes, and today I made a comment that one of the football players that we know is relatively small compared to the average football player. Don't get me wrong his body is still nicer than average for the regular world, but in the world of football he's just a little on the small side. [[ I mean in stature and muscle mass, nasties!!]]. Alex went on to argue with me [[like I won't know better than he would]] that the dude is huge. Huge? Nah, not him. Then Alex asked me, "Have you seen that dude naked?" What?! No I haven't seen him naked, have you? Yes and he is huge!! I was so worried and jealous at the same time that I just had to know more. When you say naked what do you mean? From the waist up, or waist down, or just butt naked? Neither silly I just wanted to see what you would say. I'm not gay. Yeah right. What is the world coming to?